shakespear sonnet 130
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak,...
Arriving at class and your teacher isn't there...
laughingstation: At first you’re like “she must absent!” But then the teacher walks in and you’re like You will laugh out loud!
I don't understand Children.
laughingstation: When they wake up they’re all like.. When I wake up I have no energy.. At school they’re all.. At school I’m like.. When they get mad at someone they’re like … When I get mad at someone… When they tell their parents off the parents are like.. When I tell my parents off they’re like.. I can’t. You will laugh out loud!
Fuck ya’ll, for real though.