May 2012
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April 2012
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shakespear sonnet 130
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak,...
Arriving at class and your teacher isn't there...
laughingstation:
At first you’re like “she must absent!”
But then the teacher walks in and you’re like
You will laugh out loud!
I don't understand Children.
laughingstation:
When they wake up they’re all like..
When I wake up I have no energy..
At school they’re all..
At school I’m like..
When they get mad at someone they’re like …
When I get mad at someone…
When they tell their parents off the parents are like..
When I tell my parents off they’re like..
I can’t.
You will laugh out loud!
“Fuck ya’ll, for real though.”
